Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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