you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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