At least make sure they are 18
Why
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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