fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He? As in you personified your dick?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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