...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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