i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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