Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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