I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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