brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
