nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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