still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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