the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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