I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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