Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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