so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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