Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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