I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I cut my penus on the lid.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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