You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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