You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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