Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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