I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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