yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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