Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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