Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just high enough for therapy.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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