is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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