love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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