yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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