I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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