We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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