This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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