why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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