You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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