I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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