I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She announced her abortion via fbk
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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