Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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