Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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