Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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