your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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