all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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