had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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