Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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