I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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