it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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