So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
smell my finger.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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