what if every blade of grass was a penis?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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