Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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