We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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