Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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