We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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