whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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