Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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