He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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