Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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