I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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