Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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