Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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