You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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