So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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