its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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