you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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